READ THIS AND HAVE FUN

HERE IS A COLLECTION OF FUNNY ONELINERS

God is real, unless U declare him an integer

BORN FREE.... My dad is a Doctor

Love is blind...but marriage is a real eye opener.

Don't be stupid, we have politicians for that!!



I'M NOT DEAF I'M IGNORING YOU

Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks

I am GOD..Whenever i ask him for anything it feels like talking to myself

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who cant

DONT INDULGE IN CORRUPTION,THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION

im NOT ENTIRELY USELESS...
i CAN BE USED AS A BAD EXAMPLE.

TAG FROM ROHITH

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
SEGMENTATION FAULT....lover wont betray......betrayer wont be a lover.
2. If you can have a dream come true, what would it be?
inherit bill gates' money.... all of it
3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
Rohith's of course....he has an enormous one
4. Why do you blog?
GOOGLE asked me to
5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
After watching DOSTANA...... hell yeah
6. Which is more blessed: loving someone or being loved by someone?
If you know what love is, then both ways it's a blessing
and if you don't , then it isn't a blessing either way
7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you love?
Only 2 minutes after you read this sentence.......SO GIRLS HURRY!!!!!
8. If the person you secretly like is attached, what will you do?
hmm..... give my counter part a treat and ask him for tips and tutorials
9. If you could root for one social cause, what would it be?
build another GULF GATE.....
10. What takes you down the fastest?
ignorance from my very best pals. just as rohith said but only if it is intentional
11. What resurrects you the fastest?
friends and family.........girls of course
12. What’s your fear?
cant mention..... oru clue tharaam...see Q.9.
13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
ROHITH.....he is cool. whatever be the context.Lazy at times.
But thats okay....chullan...mandan(junior).BEST feature..see Q.3.
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
is it a TRUE/FALSE question?
15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
shake hands with the president
16. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously who will you pick?
I will wait..analyze...compile..assemble..debug....finally execute.
i will choose the one that is perfect...one that has no run time errors
17. Would you give all in a relationship?
yes
18. Would you forgive and forget someone no matter how horrible a thing he has done?
"Depends..WE WILL SUPPRESS IT "
19. Do you prefer being single or in a relationship?
be in a relationship
20. Tag 6 people.
vinu, sethu,arun s,
pinne ....
chinju,kunju,thakkudu.

INTRO

hey,

do you still remember what you said when you were introducing yourself????

be very precise because rest of us were listening

well here goes mine.......

"good morning...

ente peru ramakrishnan

naadu palakkad 

njan +2 vare delhiyil aanu padichath....

I don't know malayalam so i am continuing in English

(there was a brief laugh from the audience)

my hobbies are playing cricket,watching movies,listening to music...."

so put up yours.!!

October 9th....

hi friends,
long time no post...

october 9th. the day to remember... the day to laugh..cry..cherish.. well what to say.

2 years passed... in a flash of time.

yet there are mysteries to be solved

some of them are lised below...
(the ones having stars have in depth meanings)
1. will lajish ever wear blue t-shirts?
2.will bristow be overjoyed?*
3.will jinny become an engineer without any supplies in s4?
4.will rohith win the miss gec tcr title?
5.will jerry ever have a bath?
6.will sethu win a nobel prize for his stupidity?
7.will tony's hair turn white this year?
8.will nellayi get civilized this year?
9.will devidas snatch the "cha-cha" title from me?
10. will ranjith continue his senseless talk?
11. will sailesh ever hit a half century?*
12. will vinu annan be promoted as the administrator of friends forum?
13.will calicut university ban people like jaslina,vyshakh?
14.will kovalan wash his clothes?
15. will deepak continue his masters degree?
16. will ashith give us a lot of mass cuts?
17. will this list ever end?
18.will you marry me?
19.will merlin get the divyans' dada title?
20.will rishal straighten his hair again?
21.will mafia build more muscles this year?
22.will we see ishaque in class?
23.will rogen kill the tata indicom internet providers?
24.will arun s win the best handwriting award?
25.will srijith bring his laptop to mh soon?
26.wil this post make u laugh?
last but not the least
27. aval varuvala?


took a lot of time to compile this

yours
raman

LETS PLAY!!!

The main objective of the game is to decipher the coded message given by others.
It could be a coded message or any good riddle(valid one... no chalis please)

so let me start with an easy one


1)what would be the next alphabet


" AABCEHM__"

Another Question:
"The truth is INDIA won the 20-20 World cup"
Q: Now Tell me the truth...
(this one is easier ).

suggestions to improve the game are invited



urs


me

CHRISTMAS BELLS RINGING!!!!!

Yesterday,Ashith and Nifana were selected as class representatives.
Now their first assignment comes as " Christmas function and Christmas friend ".
Lets see what Manager Sundareshan and Nifana are looking forward to. Wishing them loads of luck. I think "Christmas friend" must be started as soon as possible.

Last time the function was simply superb.The only difference is that we are seniors now and much more down to sky.Hoping to have much much more fun this time.

yours

me

FRESHER'S DAY

WE ( S3 CSE) gave our juniors a grand Freshers day party on friday October 5th 2007.
The planning started just 2 days before. Everyone was excited on the day.
All were dressed to their best,and were waiting anxiously for the event to begin.


At about 10 am, I started playing dumbche with rohit,jerry and anju. As game progressed aruns,vinu,sethu,vedesh,merlin,saranya, also became a part of it. It was a great timepass.

At 12 Sailesh asked us to move to the Eastern Amphi... where the event was to take place.
So, after having food we went there.

Finally, the program started at 2. The juniors were divided into three groups Dhamal Pada, trrrrattaatatatta & top guns. They had 5 rounds Mock & make, Silver screen, Symphony, Ad zap and Face off.Each team proved themselves in each round.

The show came to a short pause, everyone had food, and then fun continued.

Highlights:
1)Vinu's "Ettu Maanur".
2)Kavita's song.
3)Sailesh and Devidas in"+2 girl "song.
4)song by Jinny's group.
5)Anchoring by Priya and Devidas.
6)Rushdie and Aneesh's celebration.
7)"Koi kahe" song by Arun S and everyone.

Much more fun was yet to come but we ran out of time.
At the end of the day Sailesh gave a motivating(G.E.C) & thanksgiving speech.

But did they enjoy more than us ????
Or did we enjoy more than them????

nice confusion but great combination.....



yours

me